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[durgewyll]

being a paladin makes you gay btw. or is it the other way around

[nonapteral]

When my friend and I looked at the volume 3 cover, all we could see was Sorawo missing her opportunity for a hug!

[tatortart]

There’s still life in the Armageddon. Let’s take a chance, you and me.

[anextrapart]

oh shit oh no he's charming me with his incredibly thoughtful analysis of his character and his cute grandpa sweater

[alicebecketts]

The Queen coming to the aid of James Ogilvy, 10-year-old son of Princess Alexandra (left) and Mr Angus Ogilvy, as he tried to remove his binoculars during the Badminton Three-Day Event yesterday. 1974

[stephanieu8719]

maxfewtrell Aus Pt. 1 🇦🇺

[cant-icle]

Five and a half months ago Ryuji brought a slightly damp and greasy paper bag full of underwhelming fast food to a guy with frizzy black hair, misaligned glasses, and the worst under-eye bags he's ever seen. The guy opened the door, looked him up and down, whistled, and gave him 5000 yen and a grin that should have made him look like a ghoul or a creep but instead was just a pristine white slash against his face. That should have been the end of it.

guess what DAY IT IS FRIENDS

THAT'S RIGHT ITS BONK DAY

i got to pair up with the goast with the moast, @retrodynamics to work on this blast from the past. STRAIGHT from the archives of the pegoryu server in 2018 or maybe it was 2019 i don't remember, that was 84 years ago in another life.

featuring such fun things as:

foul mouthed shiho

morgana's terrible crab rangoon farts

a lot of money getting stuck into ryuji's ass pocket

no, like, his pants, not his hole

a lot of dick suckin, but less than you'd think

there will be more dick suckin in the future

please enjoy!!!!

[estarion]

　　　such an abhorrent, tasteless depiction of him and @bloodyarn. “i am not that flexible. fix it, my dear... i also require different trousers. add daggers to my hands, whilst you’re at it. and a cape.”

[keplercryptids]

Hope, Clayton thinks, is a symptom of insufficient planning. Or insufficient access to the people who make the plans. He loves Erik. He really does. Maybe love is the need to get from someone else what you cannot make for yourself.

- Exordia, by Seth Dickinson

[nonapteral]

Ahhh, the creatures of the night. Such beautiful music they make...

[tatortart]

Grief is hard. But fresh air and sunshine might be just what you need.

(Comes with a discussion of plant taxonomy, free of charge!)

[lifemod17]

Why don't you try on me, why don't you take me home, I'll match the color scheme of your bedroom walls. Take a dose of me it doesn't hurt at all,

I could be yours

I could be yours

I could be yours

ANDREW WHEN I CATCH YOU ANDREW

[major-trouble]

Accidental lute?

Oh yeah. I accidentally bought a lute. When I had a job that paid better, and more money than sense: strange things happen when I haven't slept for a couple days and am given access to a credit card.

[cant-icle]

Didn't Ryuji make it clear? That door's closed. The best way forward is where he is— at Akira's side. School, days off, in the Metaverse. Wherever Akira needs him is where Ryuji wants to be.

helloooo and welcome to bonk piece #2, monsoon season! i was so so so happy and lucky to be able to work with the incredible mew @purrpurrazzi00, their artwork is so fucking incredible and i wanna look at it for ever and everrrrrrrrrrr

featuring:

loyal af bestie ryuji

fun lil background characterization things

the biggest and bestest puddle you ever could imagine

please enjoy!!!

[garland-on-thy-brow]

"Indeed, [Agrippina the Younger] even destroyed some of the foremost women out of jealousy; thus she slew Lollia Paulina because she had been the wife of Gaius and had cherished some hope of becoming Claudius' wife. As she did not recognize the woman's head when it was brought to her, she opened the mouth with her own hand and inspected the teeth, which had certain peculiarities."

- Dio 60.

I am fucking sorry? Under what circumstances did Agrippina previously get a close-up on Lollia's teeth?

Girl wake up new head just dropped.

[neverbelessthan]

Happy Birthday!

I saw this and had a moment like, wait. Wait? How do you know that? And then I remembered that I mentioned it in tags somewhere and then I realised that I can literally count on one hand the number of people who have wished me a happy birthday today (because I'm an antisocial hermit, but also because apparently i'm so forgettable that one of my two best friends didn't even fucking remember? so, nifty) and yet you took the time to stop in my inbox and send me this. Like, I'm not even sure what to do with that tbh. I love you? I love you a lot? I'm fine. It's fine. I'm definitely not crying about it because i'm a totally normal human who functions completely normally 100% of the time and absolutely definitely doesn't cry over being sent a Snoopy gif on their birthday.